Funny Wizard Cat in a starry wizard hat, sitting on a dark alchemy table beside a bowl and an old spellbook, staring at a levitating sardine

Licensed by nobody, supervised by absolutely nobody

Funny Wizard
Cat

He knows one spell, and it only works on unattended sardines.

Funny Wizard Cat seated on a workshop floor, levitating a sardine above a glowing rune circle, a broom and hourglass behind him

Working Habits

A senior hat, a seated casting style, and one dependable fish spell.

Senior Hat
Moon-and-star velvet, worn with the confidence of a tenured archmage.
Low Energy
He performs every ritual from the floor to conserve vertical effort.
Fish Magic
One sardine levitates; all nearby furniture remains safely unimpressed.

The council has postponed the disciplinary meeting again.

Funny Wizard Cat in his moon-and-star hat, sitting with a slightly guilty look